To tweet or not to tweet? KOMO 1000 just told me the other day about the (paraphrased) 13 rules of "tweeting." The two that made me decide to continue my abstinence from this activity are as follows:
-Refrain from tweeting while drunk. You may regret it the next morning.
Although drinking has been at a low ebb as of late, I have imbibed copiously on a few relatively recent occasions. This sort of behavior is conducive to ranting about whatever incendiary topic may cross my mind. I like to "vomit into the electronic aether," as some of you have seen before, so tweeting is a bad idea here. And yet, there was another warning that pertained somewhat to another behavior that I like to indulge:
-Do not tweet about your bathroom habits.
Danny started the "texting while pooping (especially while getting paid to do so)," and ironically, up until right now, I was doing just that while writing this blog entry on my Blackjack. I think that this is as far as I need to go to prove that I am inappropriate for the Twitter community.
Regardless, I may just start one anyway, and engage in the very practices that make me unfit for said website. Hell, I've been known to do it here, maybe I'll get a few more readers that way.
Oh yeah, and my hair is reddish-orange again. The box said platinum blond. My Irish heritage refuses to let me go blond. So it goes.
K bye.
1 comments:
I hate twitter with a passion! I don't give a crap what a person is doing/thinking every minute of their life! And facebook borders on annoying. "I woke up and need coffee" "Just watching tv" Seriously, nobody cares! That's why myspace is far superior; you don't have a "wall" to be bombarded with everyone's emotions/actions.
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