Seriously.....
So here I am, watching a rerun of Justin Timberlake on SNL (don't laugh, in recent years I have come to the realization that the man is a decent singer, but above all is one hell of a musician and performer to boot) on the E!(tarded) network, and they advertise "super new" episodes of whatever-the-fuck they call the extra fifteen seconds of fame they've decided to give Victoria Silvstedt. I think the cameo in BASEketball should've been her flameout. "Super new." Really? Obviously this is a marketing ploy, but I've never seen an episode of "the Soup" advertised as "super new." Might it be to excite the masses of vapid sub-zero-IQ'd societal guinea pigs into boosting the ratings of yet another shitty reality TV show so E! doesn't look like retards for pooling all their money into said genre? I THINK SO! No, really, this is the misanthrope side of my ever-chimeric character revealing itself. The term "super new" is like saying "extra fresh," or "grilled to perfection." Hyperbolic semantics. Wow, that should be the next fp album title....wait, I was contemplating "A Testament to Decadence." Yet the funny thing about this is that my DVR is set to record only new episodes of South Park, yet two or three days after the new episodes premiere, I get another recording.....maybe super new is a government conspiracy....
Working out is going well, I lost 10 lbs in the last month. My goal is to be 180 by July 1st. Cheer me on!
K bye.
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